fonophilia 

Sexual arousal delivers from seeing preferred gender taking hit of smoke out of a bottle, also known as fono.

"I'm into fonophilia, which means I prefer to date girls who smoke fono."

fonophilia by fonogang November 19, 2019

forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

Formophilia 

n. joy, elation, and sometimes sexual arousal caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. People affected often find themselves drawn to filling out papers for others.

"Tim has formophilia so bad he insists on filling out the cards in the magazines even though he never sends them in"

Formophilia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

furnophiliac 

someone who likes having sex with furniture

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

furnophiliac by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010

Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

Fognophillia 

Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.

Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*

Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!

Fognophillia by Timmy Casanova June 6, 2018

Femophilia 

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.

"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"

Femophilia by Anon7650 January 10, 2022