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forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.
Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?
forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

Formophilia 

n. joy, elation, and sometimes sexual arousal caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. People affected often find themselves drawn to filling out papers for others.
"Tim has formophilia so bad he insists on filling out the cards in the magazines even though he never sends them in"
Formophilia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

furnophiliac 

someone who likes having sex with furniture
maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost
furnophiliac by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010

Fedophilia 

The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:
- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs
- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career
- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering
Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.
Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"
Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."
Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"
Fedophilia by RHOmea June 8, 2009

Fognophillia 

Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.
Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*

Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!

Femophilia 

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.
"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"
Femophilia by Anon7650 January 10, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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