fonkledonk

1. to utterly destroy. Rek.
2. to fuck (up).

alt spellings: fonkle donk, fonkle-donk, foncul donk, foncul donc

1. a. present tense. (after being challenged) I'm gonna fonkledonk you poser!

b. past tense (after blowing up an enemy base in a game) oh hell yah get fonkledonked!

2. a Have you seen Liina? I'm hoping to fonkledonk her this weekend and she'll come back every one after.
b. (after being bumped into a club) Hey m8 don't make me fonkledonk you!

fonkledonk by mentallyfunstable March 4, 2021

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Flonkledonking

The Act of Flapping Your arms around (flonkling) and continously shouting donkle for exactly 5 minutes. its a good workout i swear!

My favourite Past time is Flonkledonking!

Flonkledonking by johnBob32 December 13, 2024

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Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'

When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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