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fonkledonk 

1. to utterly destroy. Rek.
2. to fuck (up).

alt spellings: fonkle donk, fonkle-donk, foncul donk, foncul donc
1. a. present tense. (after being challenged) I'm gonna fonkledonk you poser!

b. past tense (after blowing up an enemy base in a game) oh hell yah get fonkledonked!

2. a Have you seen Liina? I'm hoping to fonkledonk her this weekend and she'll come back every one after.
b. (after being bumped into a club) Hey m8 don't make me fonkledonk you!
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Flonkledonking 

The Act of Flapping Your arms around (flonkling) and continously shouting donkle for exactly 5 minutes. its a good workout i swear!
My favourite Past time is Flonkledonking!
Flonkledonking by johnBob32 December 13, 2024

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst 

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst