fockton

a small town in north east england, aka stockton on tees. a drugs riddled little place with a 24/7 365 pharmacy, with a chill out room behind,for all the marble eyed little smack heads to mess up there own lives. Nice wide high street though.

whitgenstien: my dear fellow you appear to covered in cancorous sores seeping puss, whatever happened?
ethen hawk: my train passed through fockton. sigh

by happy monkey69x September 7, 2008

Metric Fuckton

More properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass.

Generally used to imply superlative quantity with the Metric standard included to emphasise this point. The inclusion of the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed.

by Yst December 12, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads.

"You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!"

by C-Money666 January 14, 2020

fuckton

more than a shitload

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

mega-fuckton

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003