fookton

another name for a virgin futon

Mark will never get any on his fookton, but others might.

by George December 1, 2003

fooktoop

to define a very terrible or very fucked up condition..usually after a party or ganja gathering

ah fong-dude how are you??
ah keng-fooktoop mate!

din-hey mate how yesterday's party
fakhrul-fooktoop! fooktoop!!

by chaikochai July 18, 2014

footonkle

A combination of the foot, toe and ankle. Often referring to a foot, toe and ankle doctor, also known as a pediatrist.

My girlfriend and I are sitting in the waiting room at the footonkle doctor.

by krull17 May 16, 2011

fockton

a small town in north east england, aka stockton on tees. a drugs riddled little place with a 24/7 365 pharmacy, with a chill out room behind,for all the marble eyed little smack heads to mess up there own lives. Nice wide high street though.

whitgenstien: my dear fellow you appear to covered in cancorous sores seeping puss, whatever happened?
ethen hawk: my train passed through fockton. sigh

by happy monkey69x September 7, 2008