foastie

one (typically a female) who tries to mimic a coastie

Douche #1: why is she wearing Uggs in the middle of May?

Douche#2: cuz she's a foastie...

by foastastic November 17, 2009

Foaster

A phone charger that looks like a toaster. The phone pops up when fully charged.

Jack: Come on Brian we’re going to be late!
Brian: One second I just need to get my phone out of the foaster.
Jack: ???

by I_have_a_knife May 9, 2022

foostie

disgusting/putrid/over-ripe/mouldy etc
Scottish dialect (North East mostly), but has found it's way into wider British English

This sandwich is foostie!

by Penfold July 28, 2004

foostie fanny

the fungus which surrounds the female vaginal area causing it to smell.

iza has a foostie fanny

by Iza & Ingrid August 13, 2006

Foasted

When your beyond high and have also had some drank, fucking toasted.

Adam:Man im way fucking foasted.

Hefe:Man me to.

by kat'n boots (: March 1, 2011

Fasties

A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.

They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.

Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!

Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?

by Roro-Retaliation October 16, 2007

Foostie

Fuzzy white lint that looks like cotton fibers on your clothes.

Hey come here you got a little foostie on your sweater.

by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018