fmlds 

fuck my life doggy style

friend- hey i know you were away but thought i would text you your gcse grades - U U U U U U E E F D

you- omg fmlds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fmlds by Eloe6772 October 15, 2010

THE FLDSMDFR 

Machine used from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

THE FLDSMDFR is awesome

THE FLDSMDFR by mitchellmandem12 September 30, 2012

ben folds 

One man who has single handedly changed the face of piano rock by being unique enough to pretty much set the standard.

No one rocks the piano like Ben Folds

ben folds by IAmMikesHand February 6, 2004

Ben Folds 

Quite possibly the foremost rock pianist of the last ten years.

He may be good, but he's no Ben Folds.

Ben Folds by Dave Garroway December 19, 2003

ben folds 

a brilliant man and musician who understands the way the world works and shares his knowledge through his baldwin.

i'm going to a ben folds concert tonight, it will blow my mind

ben folds by Muah August 20, 2003

Ben Folds 

Ben Folds was born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. The trio of Ben Folds, bassist Robert Sledge, and drummer Darren Jessee formed Ben Folds Five in 1994 in Chapel Hill. While Ben Folds Five was still together Ben Folds released his first solo album, Fear of Pop. Fear of Pop is an experimental album which few people know about. Including Fear of Pop, Folds has released 8 solo albums in his career. He is known for his piano playing, although he also plays bass, drums, and guitar(on Rockin' The Suburbs). Ben Folds now lives in Nashville, Tennessee, USA and Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.

Ben Folds is awesome.

Also check out Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge in their new bands!

Ben Folds by TAOSHEA April 23, 2008

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

The Dirty Feldstein by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008