FMLSD 

Fuck my life sucks dick

I want to go to this party but my parents wont let me. FMLSD.

FMLSD by Jayandkayy June 4, 2018

fmladiaf 

fuck my life and die in a fire

damn it! i suck! fmladiaf

fmladiaf by pandafr0mhell December 1, 2009

fmlsm 

fuck my life so much

Rick:"That asshole teacher gave me detention for a month FMLSM"
Andy:Let's tee-pee his house

fmlsm by Your Word Girl September 17, 2013

FMLSOMF 

Fuck My Life Shit On My Face.

When FML just won't do.

I woke up at 10:12 and my final exam in Physics was at 10:00. FMLSOMF (fuck my life shit on my face). FML just wasn't enough.

FMLSOMF by tandrews February 5, 2009

FMLS 

"Fuck my life sideways"
When its worse than just FML and FMLH even, "Fuck my life sideways" is like getting your shit railed by life.

"Dude, your sister was names FMLPO and your mom is trying to date the gym teacher"
Guy 2
"FMLS"

FMLS by De'Smonica October 17, 2009

fmlds 

fuck my life doggy style

friend- hey i know you were away but thought i would text you your gcse grades - U U U U U U E E F D

you- omg fmlds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fmlds by Eloe6772 October 15, 2010

FMLEDFTROMLOEP

Fuck my life every day for the rest of my life on earth please.

Dude, i got permanently banned from seven eleven stores in the whole country, FMLEDFTROMLOEP.

FMLEDFTROMLOEP by @Massivities August 17, 2010