FML'd

when someone submits an FML to fmylife.com and you are involved in it.

Today, I finally convinced a girl that I liked to have sex. I decided to swoop her off the feet like the movies and carry her to my bed. I ended up hitting her head on the door frame, knocking her out. FML

Being the girlfriend would be an example of being FML'd since you did not post the fml, but you are mentioned/involved in it.

FML'd by Bro Montana March 29, 2009

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fmlds

fuck my life doggy style

friend- hey i know you were away but thought i would text you your gcse grades - U U U U U U E E F D

you- omg fmlds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fmlds by Eloe6772 October 15, 2010

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FML'd • fml • FML club • fml forever • FML (Fucking Mothers Lover) • FML (fuck my life) • fml ihts • fml moment • FML Monday • FML tattoo

fmld

Acronym for "fuck my life dude." Originating from the "No Sleep: College Remix" song, F.M.L.D. is a play off of Wiz Khalifa's lyric "T.G.O.D. (Taylor Gang or Die).

I just failed a test, fmld.

fmld by phillyFaz May 1, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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