fluty 

a dick sucking by someone other than your girlfriend

Lets go behind the building so you can give me a fluty..Dont tell my girl

fluty by Becky May 18, 2004

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.

Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute

blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Social Fluttershy 

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

Social Fluttershy by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

Fluttershychosis

The state of mind reached when a usually meek, demure, and gentle person is pushed past their limits of frustration, tolerance, or anger, and lashes out in an uncharacteristic and frightening fit of untrammeled rage.

In the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" Season One episode entitled "Best Night Ever", kind-hearted pegasus-pony Fluttershy's inability to make friends with Canterlot's local fauna causes her to develop Fluttershychosis and chase the panicked animals into a gala ballroom, her gown and mane all disheveled and dirty, madly screaming, "...you're...going...to LOOOVE MEEEE!!"

Fluttershychosis by Tim Snortin, Coffeeholic Brony June 3, 2011

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.

"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."

Penile Flutter by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011