-I used my fluegelhorn today.
-- Oh don't this sound like a cornet?
- Yes, but with a much mellowed tone.
-- Oh don't this sound like a cornet?
- Yes, but with a much mellowed tone.
by Cccnnn24901 June 28, 2014
Get the fluegelhorn mug.Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
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by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005
Get the flugelhorn mug.A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.
Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
by Touch the Sky December 13, 2009
Get the Keep it on the Flugelhorn mug.1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)
"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"
Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"
Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010
Get the Flugelhorn mug.A trumpet-like instrument which has the same valve combinations and is played in the same way but produces a deeper sound with better tone.
by WindWaker68 October 28, 2003
Get the flugelhorn mug.Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.
She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.
by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008
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