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flugelhorn by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005
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Flugelhorn
1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)
"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"
Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"
Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
Flugelhorn by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010
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flugelhorn
A trumpet-like instrument which has the same valve combinations and is played in the same way but produces a deeper sound with better tone.
flugelhorn by WindWaker68 October 28, 2003
flugelhorn
A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
flugelhorn by Stampy May 21, 2004
Flügelhorn
An instrument that is basically what would turn out if a bugle and a trumpet would have had sex, or in the inventor's case "sax".
Randome person: "Damn, I need a instrument that sounds like a bugle but has valves like a trumpet, perhaps a flügelhorn".
Adolphe Sax: " coming right up fam".
Adolphe Sax: " coming right up fam".
Flügelhorn by Zumzi October 20, 2018
Keep it on the Flugelhorn
A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.
Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.
Keep it on the Flugelhorn by Touch the Sky December 13, 2009
Corroded Flugelhorn
Similar to the Rusty Trombone, but this not-so-distant cousin adds the glory of unwiped "mouthpiece" to the equation.
She thought she was just playing the ol' rusty trombone, but due to Keith's lack of hygiene, it ended up being a corroded flugelhorn.
Corroded Flugelhorn by Dick Sniff Biff April 4, 2008
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