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fluglehorn 

A term used by Barney and Robin on "How I Met Your Mother". While having kinky role-playing sex this is their safe word when one of them goes too far. It can also be used in other situations when someone has gone "too far" as in the telling of dirty jokes and stupid comments.
If someone is a little too kinky during sex play or if someone goes a bit too far in the telling of a stupid story or idiotic banter on any given subject. "I call FLUGLEHORN!!'
fluglehorn by Mrs. Ramone December 24, 2009
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Figglehorny 

When a person in the state of being sexually aroused only to Fred Figglehorn, from the popular youtube series "Fred".
Adam: "Dude, Tyler is so figglehorny!"
Tyler: "man, fred gonna make me act up."
Figglehorny by cheesyswiss October 4, 2021

Figglehorn

A derogatory or negative term that can be used as an insult or as a negative nickname for a certain disliked person. It can also be used as a replacement word for stubbing your toe. It can also be used as a name for anything. Large groups of disliked peoples are referreed to as figglehorns.
1."I really hate the new music teacher"

"Yah he's a figglehorn"

2."Megan"

"Yah"

"Hand me my figglehorn"

3."I wish those dorks would fall in a puddle"

"I know they're such figglehorns"

Fagglehorn 

Did you hear that drummer kissed another dude?!”
“He’s always such a fagglehorn”
Fagglehorn by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

flugelhorn 

A variety of trumpet. Also undeniably the funniest word in existence.
Lemme play some of that flugelhorn!
flugelhorn by purplefeltangel December 28, 2005

Keep it on the Flugelhorn 

A phrase derived from the older phrase "Keep it on the DL". It was discovered in 2009 by scientist Ted Davis after a T9 error suggested flugelhorn instead of DL.
Ted: Hey, I think I caused Jon and Krysta to break up. But keep that on the DL.
Jack: Keep it on the Flugelhorn? OK, My lips are sealed.

Flugelhorn 

1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far
"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)

"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"

Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."
Flugelhorn by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010