flubberlang

To totally botch a lyric or a joke and act like nobody noticed when they all actually did

Damn, Matt totally flubberlanged that joke!
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Damn, Jerr-Bear totally flubberlanged the second verse in Fire On The Mountain

flubberlang by Jon Shavis August 5, 2007

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Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

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Flabberlanche

An avalanche of flab.

When unzipping/buttoning/dressing a fat persons to tight clothing be prepared for the Flabberlanche.

Flabberlanche by skmo January 18, 2009

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flubbering

when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.

If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering

flubbering by cmsg January 9, 2011