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Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flabberlanche 

When unzipping/buttoning/dressing a fat persons to tight clothing be prepared for the Flabberlanche.
Flabberlanche by skmo January 18, 2009

flubbering 

when morbidly obese people "fuck" or have extremely hardcore sex (eww). the term comes from the idea of the fat (or flubber) is bounced or jiggled vigorously. its disgusting, but its real.
If two sumo-wrestlers hooked up it would be considered flubbering
flubbering by cmsg January 9, 2011

flubbering 

acting foolish at 4am on new years
dam man, he is flubbering too much!
flubbering by jelly mere January 7, 2010

flubberage 

Being all Fat and Flubbery while rockin' out
a bad ass excuse for being a bad ass
Man their be mad flubberage up in that hizzy
the flubberage just oozes out of you

jeez matt your too fucking flubberage for your own good
flubberage by not zack October 8, 2006

Flubbering 

intense deep massage leaving to feeling like jello
the masssue is flubbering me.
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