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when you get head while getting a haircut.
so lastnight i was getting a haircut when my bitch hit me up and she was all hot and ready. i cudnt leave before i was done with the haircut so i had her come and blow me in the barbers chair. flowpop
flowpop by alax14 August 29, 2011
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floppopotamus 

The creature most students turn into for the first few days of summer directly after final exams when all you do is get high at home alone and avoid standing except when absoloutely necessary.
Person 1: "Hey, what are you planning to do after exams are over?"

Person 2: "Probably sit at home for a couple days just bein a total floppopotamus."

Flowponics 

Flowponics is a portmanteau of the words flow and hydroponics.
When two words are combined using the words flow and hydroponics. That is how flowponics is defined. It is the same process as gravponics.
Flowponics by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

flowponics theory 

The flowponics theory is an opinion on how a flowponics system works.
When discussing flowponics the flowponics theory is used to describe how someone thinks the system operates. That is the basics of flowponics theory.

Flopopotamus 

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.
Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang
Flopopotamus by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013
when your hair bounces when your walking, running or doing any type of movement.
Malcolm: you bro, look at how bouncy Eddy's hair is
Oshana: ya man his hair is totally flowhopping
flowhop by Orange Peach February 9, 2021
When you add some groove to your otherwise boring digital documents, such as PDF documents
Lets flowpaper this boring magazine baby
flowpaper by flowpaper December 9, 2021
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