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Flowering Dingle-bush 

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
Flowering Dingle-bush by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

flower in the mud 

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.
James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

Flowering Tulip 

Flowering Tulip describes the butt hole. If you look at a butthole you will see the center exit (or entrance for some) and around that shows the wrinkling from the excess skin which allows it to expand. This looks like a flowering tulip
Last night I buried my dick in her flowering tulip!
Flowering Tulip by TwoSpot August 12, 2009

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.
" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

flower in his buttonhole 

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus
He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

Flowering Heart 

A Korean anime-ish series aimed at children. The series is about a young pink-haired girl named Aria, and her friends Suha and Min with their daily adventures and trying to stop Trump's evil plans with the help a matured man named Chess. There is also a young, evil girl named Shuel who later joined forces with Aria after knowing that she had been brainwashed by Trump. This show has 2 seasons so far. It's actually a pretty good series, with lots of humour, school life, and magical girl stuff.
Flowering Heart is a great series. Every episode haseft me in suspense and a cliffhanger situation.
Flowering Heart by LaserImouto November 5, 2023