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polish the floorboards 

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
polish the floorboards by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.
Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.
flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

foodboarding 

Torturing someone by sharing endless choices of their favorite foods when the other person is not present to eat the items they crave.
Mark: I am at a fantastic restaurant right now with my girlfriend and the dessert selections are amazing... Bananas Foster, Baked Alaska, Crepes Suzette, Banana Cream Pie, Coconut Cream Pie, New York Style Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee.

Geo: Damn you! You are Foodboarding me with all my favorite desserts!
foodboarding by gpkGoBucks December 23, 2014

sexy floorboard wench 

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.
sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

flowboarding 

I went flowboarding the other day with my mates and caught some cool waves.
flowboarding by Graham MANDROULES December 13, 2005
When you piss on your hands but nothing is there
I flowboat in my friends bathroom often.
flowboat by Joshtriceps January 28, 2014