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Respective chambers to the QuadA and Wild Wild West boys. Presently, Mamba Haus and The Dojo.

309, is a place to call home. Xenophobia is highly discredited. Despite the lack of amenities and stern security, 309 provides its tenants with the unique gift of solidarity when waiting for its elevators.

Circa 2022, Champaign.

“You’re going to love it here at 309!”, Harry exclaimed with a grin with a hand on his yock.

309 by 404 Name Not Found February 13, 2023

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309

(pronounced three-zero-nine)

Gay, pertaining to homosexuality. Just like the word 'gay', 309 can be used to describe pretty much anything that sucks.

- Ew, there are two dudes making out on TV! What kind of 309 are you watching?

- Freddie Mercury was a great musician, but a little 309.

309 by odawg October 29, 2007

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Route 309

Getting fucked by one cock doggy-style while sucking on another.

Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.

Sandy loved to take Route 309 when Dave and Bill visited her.

Route 309 by Monkeypox69 October 21, 2009

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533,309

a number to represent the number of a represent

533,309 blocks of storage

533,309 by Abcvd January 12, 2024

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RTX 3090

What boys want as much as they want a girl (or more than that).

Man this RTX 3090 is so killer, my games are so godly!

RTX 3090 by fc2078 January 4, 2021

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rtx 3090

A graphics card that most people would sell their kidney for

I would blow up an orphanage for an RTX 3090.

rtx 3090 by The E Gamer October 19, 2020

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RTX 3090

A graphics card which is astronomically over priced

bro did u get the RTX 3090

I just saved up for the rtx 2080ti

RTX 3090 by brandon_killa304 September 15, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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