Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.

Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.

flongwoody by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.

Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018

Flossmoor

A suburb just south of Chicago that is not to be confused with Homewood. The area contains an abundance of country clubs that usually the residents of Flossmoor belong to. The east side of the tracks are where the million dollar homes can be found, but west of the tracks or High School is where crime is high and caucasians are scarce.

Dan: You got to HF? So you're from Homewood Flossmoor?
Katie: No, I'm from Flossmoor.
Dan: Is there a difference?
Katie: Don't even get me started.

Flossmoor by KatieAndToni August 19, 2007

Homewood-Flossmoor High School

High school in Chicago's south suburbs. Renowned for being the high school of late rapper Juice WRLD. Not renowned for academics. Majority black school, with plenty of white kids comfortable saying the N word. Teachers are pervy, most students are idiots. Sports team were good, now are trash. Also commonly threatened with bomb/shooting threats.

Cracker - What's up my n#@?$

Black Dude - What up... Tanner...

Cracker - Don't come to Homewood-Flossmoor High School tomorrow and you'll be safe...

Homewood-Flossmoor High School by FOAC September 12, 2022

flossmoor

Where all the rich pricks that go to HF live.

Bill: Don't you live in Flossmoor?
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.

flossmoor by homewood resident December 13, 2010

Flowood, Mississippi

Flowood is a city in Rankin County, Mississippi, United States. The population is at 6,976. Its a great freaking city to live at. The weather is great, hot summer, mega cold winter. Despite it being Mississippi, a ''black'' country. Flowood is the second city with the highest white population. Its the only city in Mississippi that has the lowest unemployment rate for Latino's (0.0%), and highest unemployment rate for African-Americans (20.8%).

Flowood, Mississippi is shizznayy mann!

Flowood, Mississippi by Ckckjdks January 6, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026