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Florpse

Betty was very distraught after the zombies flew her dead boyfriend on the zip line. He was now nothing but a florpse.
by The skynist January 20, 2019
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Florpendorp

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
by MMWS May 16, 2009
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flirpse

An overtly flirty chirpse between two people.
Onlooker: That is such a flirpse
by TPMBooyah March 30, 2015
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Florise

Florise comes from a majestic flower found all over the world. Its beauty is captivating and others need to have her (it). Florise's beauty is one like nothing anybody has ever seen.
The flower, Florise.
by Anonymous to the power January 28, 2013
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florple

A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.

May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020
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florpschnozzle

Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!
by Carla6 March 25, 2019
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florasexual

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you
"she came out as a florasexual"
by cakepop April 20, 2014
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