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Betty was very distraught after the zombies flew her dead boyfriend on the zip line. He was now nothing but a florpse.
Florpse by The skynist January 20, 2019
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Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009
An overtly flirty chirpse between two people.
Onlooker: That is such a flirpse
flirpse by TPMBooyah March 30, 2015
Florise comes from a majestic flower found all over the world. Its beauty is captivating and others need to have her (it). Florise's beauty is one like nothing anybody has ever seen.
The flower, Florise.
Florise by Anonymous to the power January 28, 2013
A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.

May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
florple by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020

florpschnozzle 

Another word for the first part of a loaf of bread
Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!
florpschnozzle by Carla6 March 25, 2019

florasexual 

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you
"she came out as a florasexual"
florasexual by cakepop April 20, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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