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Floorgasm 

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.
person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm
When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.
Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.
Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Floorgasm 

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.
1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.
Floorgasm by Black Ivory November 26, 2019

Monuh monuh floopaloop 

What the German lyrics in Nena's "99 Red Balloons" sounds like English speakers.
I was listening to some 80's songs last night and I wear this betty was singing " Monuh monuh floopaloop "

floonarb 

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.
"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"
floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020
When someone gives you something that is bullshiggidy and not real.
Jeff gave me a diamond and it wasn't real it was that foogazy.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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