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1) The debris that collects around ones anus, especially after long periods of poor hygiene. 2) A subtarded individual.
after not bathing or wiping his ass for several weeks the fat sweaty guy reeked of ripe dingle-berries and floffus.
floffus by Jolly Roger March 13, 2004
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A dorky person, often one to act immature.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.
John: Hey what are you doing?
Sarah: Not a lot, just your mom LOLOL~
John: God you're such a foofus!
Foofus by TiffanyJ September 5, 2008
An extremely fluffy animal that deserves all the pets.
"Omg, look at that floofum"
Floofum by ajd253 July 21, 2017
a horrible pop punk band that wishes they were new found glory
Floffus really sucked ass threw a crazy straw yesterday
floffus by ^_^ November 5, 2002

floofster 

One that is floof. One that has fuffy hair for one to floof, is a floofster. But actually, there’s only one floofster. me. I am floofster
“They are so floof”
“Adorable little floofster”
“Look at that floofy hair on floofster the floof”
floofster by Floofster the Great November 25, 2020
slang term for marijuana
Let's smoke another bongload of the old foofus.
foofus by Jimmy Flackanater December 17, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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