Foofus

A dorky person, often one to act immature.
Can be used as a compliment or an insult.

John: Hey what are you doing?
Sarah: Not a lot, just your mom LOLOL~
John: God you're such a foofus!

by TiffanyJ September 5, 2008

foofus

slang term for marijuana

Let's smoke another bongload of the old foofus.

by Jimmy Flackanater December 17, 2003

Droofus the foofus

very rare human species, posessing unbelivable knowledge on life, always seems to foof himself out of trouble

Foof attempted to reach a rowing milestone, however he read the wrong screen which ended in him foofing himself...
CLASSIC FOOFY or droofus the foofus

by roheezyshetty23 November 8, 2009

Foodus

When you eat a gigantic amount of food and start growing a food fetus, resulting in the appearance of being 4 months pregnant. Sometimes referred to as a "food baby." Except no one takes photos or has showers when you give birth.

Person 1: Oh how many months pregnant are you?
Person 2: Only since breakfast. I ate at the diner and have a major foodus

by KTel December 3, 2011

foofu

An old monk tradition that involves growing out your pubes so long that you can make figures out of the hair and braid.

"Yo, I heard Nayehl has a foofu and it's in the shape of a dolphin."

by foofulover September 6, 2023

foofser

A term grandmothers use for flatulation

I foofsered in class today and everybody laughed at me and pointed and i cried.

by Foofsermama October 3, 2011

Fonfused

fonfused just means you're fucking confused..

man i'm so fonfused.

by ORiGiNALJANE February 29, 2016