floobles
floobles by Brandon Ford June 29, 2004
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Floobledoog
N:
U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)
1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.
U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)
1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.
Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"
Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"
Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"
Floobledoog by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017
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floorless waltz
This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.
There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.
There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.
"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."
floorless waltz by lovestosmile January 30, 2010
floobies
floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004
foobles
A large pair of balls. Often associated with extremely attractive men that are nearly perfect in every aspect of life. Foobles also love to be stroked and can be played with gently or ferociously as long as the lady friend is attractive
Those foobles are an impressive sight.
Flooble
Flooble by Tiggy The Ninja August 8, 2003
floobies
Breasts that are floppy as hell. If you have floobies, they do come with the George Foreman Grill Attachment. Perfect for cooking Bacon and other pork products.
That Ox cooked up some nice bacon in those floobies.
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.
Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?
floobies by Bus 4 for the Marching Band December 17, 2008
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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