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Floobledoog 

N:

U.K. (Origin; out of my ass)

1. A word used to describe a madman whose method is completely unorthodox but works to great effect.
Mad scientist: "My dear boy, I intend to do the unthinkable...I plan on using electricity to boil water! I will call this contraption...THE KETTLE!"

Laymen: " This, my good man, is an outrage! An outrage I say! You must be some kind of floobledoog!"
Floobledoog by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017

floorless waltz 

This is the term they use in prison when someone gets hanged.

There were many hangings in Berlin, in which the victims would twitch and jump at the end of a rope...hence, doing the "Spandau Ballet." Also, there were frequent suicides of Nazis being held for trial at the Spandau prison. A hanged person tends to jerk around and "dance" if the death is caused by strangulation (and not a snap) they say. As the years went by it progressed to floorless dance or waltz or the air rumba.
"They found Rosco in his room doing the floorless waltz, the air rumba or some call it the floorless dance."
floorless waltz by lovestosmile January 30, 2010

floobies 

Used to describe breasts that are saggy, and floppy.
Man, your grandma's got some wicked floobies.

She'd be hot if it weren't for those floobies.
floobies by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004
A large pair of balls. Often associated with extremely attractive men that are nearly perfect in every aspect of life. Foobles also love to be stroked and can be played with gently or ferociously as long as the lady friend is attractive
Those foobles are an impressive sight.
foobles by Foobles June 22, 2010
The act of shoving your toe in someone's butt whilst it is covered in Jell-o.
"Damn! I was sound asleep and Max gave me a Flooble! I came in my undies!!"
Flooble by Tiggy The Ninja August 8, 2003

floobies 

Breasts that are floppy as hell. If you have floobies, they do come with the George Foreman Grill Attachment. Perfect for cooking Bacon and other pork products.
That Ox cooked up some nice bacon in those floobies.
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.

Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?