floobg 

the 79th president of the united councils of alopiza. introduced the 80% tax rate and banned seagullers from the inner wards, effectively eliminating illegal scoptoss games from the region. in addition raised the personal thought circle allowance to fifteen sheels, a move that proved extremely popular. despite a number of scandals, including the notorious black wurm scandal, in which floobg was caught breathing in sicalorf in non r-zoned municipality, without observing regulation levels of si-paastols, in 2083 the floobg rate good referendum passed, enshrining into law recognition that the people love floobg and would spend time with him socially. floobg died in 2090 of complications following a bout of exfoipinidiotus. a statue of floobg was erected in team square to commemorate his tremendous spell of power

we all love floobg; he's the best

floobg by ispendwaytoomuchtimeonline October 17, 2022

Floorgasm 

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.

person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm

Floorgasm by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Floorgasm 

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.

1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.

Floorgasm by Black Ivory November 26, 2019

Floorgorgastin 

A person who tries too hard to find meaning in everything, especially with Urban Dictionary.

If you’re looking this up right now, you’re probably a floorgorgastin.

Floorgorgastin by A Huge Dartos January 25, 2021

floorgy 

A group of people sleeping on the floor, for lack of suitable sleeping areas.

The next morning is characterized by sore backs and necks, poor quality of sleep, and at least two people hooking up.

We snuck 13 people into the hotel during the ski trip, the only way we could accomodate them was with a floorgy.

floorgy by JakeStar April 18, 2005

Floobs 

Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.

That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!

Floobs by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022