floccer
floccer by kingm0rphine January 28, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Cock flocker
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Cock flocker by Highlanduhr December 1, 2009
Related Words
floccer • flocker • Foccer • flaccerated • flocker bocker • flockerlalian • flockersun • Flockertalk • Cock flocker • mother flocker
locker-flocker
People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
locker-flocker by fuegoagua April 8, 2010
flocker
flocker by hokluafukdyahoe April 17, 2020
mother flocker
1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
mother flocker by Diogio Rome January 3, 2008
waka-flockery
anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.
waka-flockery by jbizthamc May 12, 2011
Flockertalk
A little known slang term for the area between ones genitals and booty hole. Otherwise known as a gooch, taint, or perineum.
I've got a solid sheen of sweat covering my flockertalk.
I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
Flockertalk by Flockertalk October 21, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026