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flobs are basically the same as the shits!
"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"
flobs by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008
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flobbing 

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation
flobbing by dancer04728 April 29, 2020
Word of the Day on July 28, 2024
A flob is what you get when you combine a flower and a blob to get a blobby flower. This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Painting My Tie Die (AGAIN.)" video.
I draw flobs in my spare time.
flob by blah77e6eu8e July 8, 2022

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip
Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch
flobbercocked by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022
A hot guy, usually sseen with awesome facial features
i love flobbier
flobbier by Videogamesm12 September 14, 2021
Someone who coaches a racquet sport but spends more time handling two different fury balls.
Oi Nick, you're at work, get ya hands outta ya pants ya Flobba!
flobba by Crayzee baller May 22, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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