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floosted 

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.
Damn E! My Career is floosted!
floosted by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020
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Pullmanus Floosius 

Greek for Pullman Floosie at Washington State University in Pullman WA. A Floosie could be any sorts of loose women who crave attention. Pullmanus Floosius congregate in their natural territory of Pullman. They attack the weak, and feed on the drunk. Some have been known to take souls, or atleast make for good stories the next day.
That Pullmanus Floosius was breaking dicks all night long at the party last night.
Pullmanus Floosius by CougarRugby September 8, 2009
A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.
Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose
Floose by BoeYams March 29, 2020
the nemisis of toast
whoa flobot be stealin all the kissies from toast today!
flobot by flobotoast January 27, 2009
Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.
That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!
Floobs by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022

floobs your boobs 

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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