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n. /floʊ-boʊ/

1. A hobo who lives in a sewer or storm drain, especially those using the flow of water as a primary means of transportation.

2. Any subterranean vagrant inhabiting man-made tunnels.
"The tunnels beneath Moscow host a veritable legion of sewerbound psychotics, squatters, flobos, hookers (or "manholes" as they're called in the local slang), underpimps, pipemen, cricketeers, and thieves - and not a few specimens of truly unique megafauna - warily coexisting in the city's sprawling, twilit netherworld."
-Vitaliy Kaprov, De Historibus Muscovum Chthonium (1924)
flobo by J.H. Pepper June 25, 2009
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undescribable mass of floating gunge
skanky people such as rick nicholson will often look like this after not having a bath for five years.
flobo by crabby crutch October 13, 2003
the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart
suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo.
OR
as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.
flobo by crabby crutch October 17, 2003

the flobo flapper flopper 

A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!

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x.rblx.flobo.smp.x is an amazing editor on tiktok and although she posts some random stuff somtimes she is amazing <3
Oh are you watching x.rblx.flobo.smp.x
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flobbing 

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation
flobbing by dancer04728 April 29, 2020
Word of the Day on July 28, 2024
A flob is what you get when you combine a flower and a blob to get a blobby flower. This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Painting My Tie Die (AGAIN.)" video.
flob by blah77e6eu8e July 8, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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