flobberage 

Loss of merchandise in a company via employee theft.

The Wal-Mart employee committed flobberage by stealing a TV that was in storage.

flobberage by Eerf Nivag August 6, 2012

flubberage 

Being all Fat and Flubbery while rockin' out
a bad ass excuse for being a bad ass

Man their be mad flubberage up in that hizzy
the flubberage just oozes out of you

jeez matt your too fucking flubberage for your own good

flubberage by not zack October 8, 2006

Flobberweavel 

1. A completely self adsorbed, egotistical, douche that lacks the essentials to have sex

2. A vibrating rotating sex toy

1. Tyler is a complete flobberweavel

2. Tyler used the flobberweavel on me and it was excellent

Flobberweavel by Munchey October 9, 2011

flobbergastederist 

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.

I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

flobbergastederist by Jenna A. F. March 23, 2008

Flajupin Flobberghats 

WOAH. OMG. CRAP. there's lots of ways to use this. banned from swearing? Shout this at the world. They may look at you like youre insane, but you probably are. Arn't we all?

-LOOK! a rainbow big foot in a banana costume!!
-FLAJUPIN FLOBBERGHATS!

or

-Flajupin Flobberghats, i forgot my...math homework?

Flajupin Flobberghats by Hay-lehh August 21, 2010

flowerage 

referring to the act of blossoming or having blossoms, especially in the early parts of spring

We went from zero vegetation from full flowerage in just a few days.

flowerage by drinkold April 17, 2010

flobberglobbin

The proper English term for a napkin holder.

Dude get me a napkin out of that flobberglobbin.

flobberglobbin by CoughCoughBananas May 3, 2016