The funniest YouTuber roaster you will come across. A person you don't wanna argue with on the game because you want stand a chance winning because he will embarrasse you in front of yo friends, homeboys, homegirls, the girl you like, yo gf, a type of person who will have those type of people laughin at you if you point yo nuts up to that person's direction
"you are 0 and 4 you are a disgrace how does it feel waking up knowing you a sack of f*ck sh*t"!
"You mad because yo daddy had to take you to prom because no other b*tch would go with you"
"You suck farts through a straw sh*tty breath ass n*gga when you walk in the classroom and open yo mouth the whole class walk out the room yo sh*t stank"!
Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.
Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!