floaka

pronounced: flow-aka, commonly known as a penis

crocodile hunter: im going to grab that monkeys floaka and give it a little gingle jangle

by tonkatruckdriver December 11, 2008

Trae Flocka

The funniest YouTuber roaster you will come across. A person you don't wanna argue with on the game because you want stand a chance winning because he will embarrasse you in front of yo friends, homeboys, homegirls, the girl you like, yo gf, a type of person who will have those type of people laughin at you if you point yo nuts up to that person's direction

"you are 0 and 4 you are a disgrace how does it feel waking up knowing you a sack of f*ck sh*t"!

"You mad because yo daddy had to take you to prom because no other b*tch would go with you"

"You suck farts through a straw sh*tty breath ass n*gga when you walk in the classroom and open yo mouth the whole class walk out the room yo sh*t stank"!

"Lmao Trae flocka the funniest man alive"

by realgoonkel November 23, 2019

Floak

The act of drifting, as through life, love, or friendship, and succeeding without apparent effort or skill.

John floaked through school and still got a good job, while I'm stuck in Zuccotti Park.

Despite listing "Ability to floak" as her only known skill on her resume, Meg got the job as CEO.

by saumanahaii November 15, 2011

floatascrot

What happens to a buffalosack when exposed to toilet water.

Hold your sac up, or you'll floatascrot, and end up with serious sacdrip.

by FrostyNutzz December 16, 2002

Flakass

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.

Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”

by A human I guess August 28, 2022

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010

Wocka Flocka Syndrome

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.

"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."

by Hamoof April 29, 2022