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A Game often defined as Football golf and or Floater Golf, as presented by Neil Diamond.
Ben:"Hey Barnes did you see the Flolf last night?"
Barnes:"Yes."
Ben:"Braddaz"
flolf by Q4J April 26, 2014
Related Words
fljol • FLOL • flollop • fjolla • Fjóla • flolo • flola • floless • flrolsteins • Fajoler
A really pretty preppy, girly girl

great cheerleader name. Mostly for sexy girls.
the head cheerleaders name is Fjolla and she wears all the brands.
Fjolla by HeartsRock November 22, 2011
When you're sick and it's worse than a common cold, but not quite as bad as having the flu.
Man, I have the flold. My nose is stuffy, I feel like crap and I can't get off the couch, but I have an appetite and no fever.
Flold by CrazieKC February 23, 2010
Some 15yo schizo who thinks he knows everything
Person 1: Hey do you know Flolo?
Person 2: Yeah he's that idiot who spams his rants on Omegle.
An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.
"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."
flollop by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

flolloping 

a pronounced form of lolloping; extreme flopping about; great bouncing movement; much jiggling
Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.
flolloping by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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