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flitif - noun

1 A flitif is a random transient muse or spirit that inspires artists from time to time, here and there, now and then.

A flitif floats around in the ether, like a piece of dust, and can land on an artist to offer profound creative insight on a short term basis.

A flitif may provide artistic inspiration the same person many times or never at all.
Jimmy is playing the piano like he has found his flitif.

When Julie was visited by her flitif, she produced her greatest painting, but she was never able to repeat that level of detail again.
flitif by Random Sample January 19, 2025
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flidified 

Flidified, Derived from the word flid, it means a person, or thing that suffers from being a flid ( flid - ified ) used as an insult to spastics,or to describe somthing in a poor condition.
look at the kid running, hes so flidified.
That metal bar looks flidified.
flidified by Dead Saviour April 19, 2005
Related Words
A contest where two opponents yell obscenities at each other.
Eugene: Let's start fliting!
Andrew: Fuck you nigger!
Eugene: You filthy douche bag whore sucker!
Andrew: I will fuck you in the ear you dirty commie!
Eugene: I think I'm winning.
Andrew: No, 'nigger' is worth at least ten points.
Eugene: FUCK YOU FUCKING COCK-SUCKING ASS QUEER!
fliting by gunks November 29, 2010
This mf gets no bitches and laughs at his unfunny jokes, every single girl runs away when she sees him. This nigga stinks like a can of dead tuna fish and elephant diarrhea. When this mf farts it stinks as a rotten bagel.
X:HOLY SHITTING NIGGER THIS FLIXIFY, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORON WHO SHITS IN HIS DOGS ASS
Something that is fu*king pitiful!
It's so bad it's fitiful!
fitiful by Big Femi April 21, 2007

Flotifajationalism

The act of believing in or in the substance thereof of things that are flotifaj like, or flotifying
You flotifajationalist! You sat down on your chair and talked for an hour and a half and then started flippin out and fell to the floor for two hours and woke up later only to find a dick drawn right across your face!

fitified 

Rightfully throwing a fit
She got fitified after her mommy took away her bottle
fitified by Ironbulldawg August 12, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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