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Flightless Bird 

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!
A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health
Flightless Bird by Larrybaby September 6, 2021

Flirtension 

combination of flirtation and tension. Used to describe sexual tension generated by flirtation between two individuals. created by writer Tom Rowsell
The flirtension was building up bad enough to make my bollocks blue
Flirtension by Tom Rowsell October 4, 2008

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

flirtease 

ohman that hot chick is such a flirtease
flirtease by yooooo November 27, 2007

Flirties 

when you don't have anyone to flirt with, you get "flirties". it's like energy, where people say they need to get their energy out.
my boyfriend's at camp, so i got my flirties out with a different camp hookup :X
Flirties by lost in the mail? August 10, 2009

Flightless Eagle

To hang out with the Eagle Gang but not have your wings. Being like PK.
PK your such a flightless eagle!
Flightless Eagle by Blizzy Wru June 19, 2011