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flirtease 

a girl who is a flirt and a tease
ohman that hot chick is such a flirtease
flirtease by yooooo November 27, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
A sarcastic joke which is positively intended, and is mainly used to flirt with the recipient of the joke by using certain information about the recipient that is known to the originator of the joke.
Boy: I’m leaving on a trip tomorrow. Let’s meet when I’m back.
Girl: Oh, where are you heading to?
Boy: Mauritius*, wanna come along?
Girl: Flirtcasm, huh?
*the girl is from Mauritius
Flirtcasm by Mindobye January 31, 2022

flirtashionship

not in a relationship with but constantly flirting with a guy or girl, and the feeling is mutual
John: "Are Sarah and Steve going out?"
Jeff: "Not really, they're just in a flirtashionship."

flirtcast 

A sexy email sent to a friend or acquaintance in the hopes that s/he will take the bait and a hookup will ensue.
I'm really stressed these days because I sent out a bunch of flirtcasts yesterday and haven't heard back from any of them.

I'm supposed to be working on a grant but, instead, I'm spending the whole day flirtcasting.

I did some pretty heavy flirtcasting with that woman who works at the Drake and now I'm paranoid I've pissed her off.
flirtcast by Darren O'Donnell February 25, 2007

Flirtension 

combination of flirtation and tension. Used to describe sexual tension generated by flirtation between two individuals. created by writer Tom Rowsell
The flirtension was building up bad enough to make my bollocks blue
Flirtension by Tom Rowsell October 4, 2008

flirtastic

Used to explain someone who is overtly flirty.
Antonio, you are SO flirtastic!
flirtastic by lysanderwrath October 16, 2008

flirtexter 

a person (usually male) who is a MAJOR flirt over text message. they text you daily with pretty much nothing to say, just looking to flirt. a true flirtexter will completely ignore you in person.
Ugh, that guy Dave is such a flirtexter, he was texting me all last night, but didn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway today!
flirtexter by madamemillburn May 25, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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