Flirtmare

A person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins hitting on everyone and anyone. Thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. They are a true tragedy. (See sloptart).

“My god wasn’t Leonard such a flirtmare last night?! He was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”

Flirtmare by Trischina Slyon September 2, 2016

Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006

flirtar 

A musical instrument (namely a guitar) used by young men to flirt with and attract females. Note, this rarely works, but is used commonly often.

Oh man he brought out the flirtar again... *sigh*

flirtar by julia_katrina January 2, 2015

fartmare 

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

fartmare by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

Flightmare

An especially bad flight.

I just had a total flightmare from New York to LA. Crying babies, the whole nine yards.

Flightmare by Skinnysherm June 21, 2011

flightmare

When sitting on a plane and something bad happens such as a delay, or turbulence, or a crying baby. A very bad flight experience.

Can you believe we sat on the runway 3 hours before the plane took off? That was a flightmare!

flightmare by Bretskii March 30, 2008

Fairymare 

a story/life event in which your wildest fantasies culminate in a horrific finale.

Haven, the smoking hot, big-titted, nympho, was deepthroating my cock when unexpectedly my shaft was shredded by her teeth; thats when I realized I was in a fairymare.

Fairymare by Furst Haven March 8, 2010