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flirtexter 

a person (usually male) who is a MAJOR flirt over text message. they text you daily with pretty much nothing to say, just looking to flirt. a true flirtexter will completely ignore you in person.
Ugh, that guy Dave is such a flirtexter, he was texting me all last night, but didn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway today!
flirtexter by madamemillburn May 25, 2010
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flirtexting 

The art of cell phone, Blackberry, or Gchat flirting, typically involving a new prospect. Short and sweet, slight innuendo, and rendez-vous invitations characterize the "flirtexter" at his or her best.
"I'm not even hooking up with anyone; I'm just flirtexting!"
flirtexting by Carrot Cake November 16, 2007
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flirtext 

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.
One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!
flirtext by PohTayToez April 28, 2008

Flirtexting 

FLIRTEXTING - (Verb) Flirtexting is the marriage of two words Flirt and Texting. Although the courtship began in 1985, with the "invention" of the text message in Finland. This union first officially occured on 11-10-08. The marriage brought together two seperate worlds; 1)Flirt - To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures. & 2)Texting or (SMS) which is a communications protocol allowing the interchange of short text messages between mobile telephone devices.
Heather is always on her phone FLIRTEXTING with guys.
Flirtexting by Textilicious March 30, 2009

flirtexting 

flirting in text messaging with the intention "hooking up"
Ashley was being a bitch and flirtexting Ryan (who happens to have a girlfriend)
flirtexting by dani - ash! November 12, 2009

Flirtexting 

Shannon looks at her phone and giggles.

Taylor: "Shannon why are you so giddy?"

Shannon: "Oh Andy and I are flirtexting"

OR

"Man I wish I was flirtexting with Brian right now. It makes the day go by so much quicker!"


Flirtexting by TaylorNicole21 March 29, 2009

flirtext 

v. To engage in flirtatious text message exchange
I was flirtexting Mike all night long and a little bit this morning.
flirtext by LGhaha April 20, 2008
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