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a person (usually male) who is a MAJOR flirt over text message. they text you daily with pretty much nothing to say, just looking to flirt. a true flirtexter will completely ignore you in person.

Ugh, that guy Dave is such a flirtexter, he was texting me all last night, but didn't even make eye contact with me in the hallway today!

flirtexter by madamemillburn May 25, 2010

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flirtexting

The art of cell phone, Blackberry, or Gchat flirting, typically involving a new prospect. Short and sweet, slight innuendo, and rendez-vous invitations characterize the "flirtexter" at his or her best.

"I'm not even hooking up with anyone; I'm just flirtexting!"

flirtexting by Carrot Cake November 16, 2007

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flirtext

Noun:
A flirty cellphone text message, i.e. a text showing casual sexual attraction.

Verb:
To create and send such a message.

One sec... just let me finish up this flirtext to that cute girl I met last night

Quit flirtexting and get back to work!

flirtext by PohTayToez April 28, 2008

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Flirtexting

FLIRTEXTING - (Verb) Flirtexting is the marriage of two words Flirt and Texting. Although the courtship began in 1985, with the "invention" of the text message in Finland. This union first officially occured on 11-10-08. The marriage brought together two seperate worlds; 1)Flirt - To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures. & 2)Texting or (SMS) which is a communications protocol allowing the interchange of short text messages between mobile telephone devices.

Heather is always on her phone FLIRTEXTING with guys.

Flirtexting by Textilicious March 30, 2009

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flirtexting

flirting in text messaging with the intention "hooking up"

Ashley was being a bitch and flirtexting Ryan (who happens to have a girlfriend)

flirtexting by dani - ash! November 12, 2009

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Flirtexting

The art of flirting via text message

Shannon looks at her phone and giggles.

Taylor: "Shannon why are you so giddy?"

Shannon: "Oh Andy and I are flirtexting"

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"Man I wish I was flirtexting with Brian right now. It makes the day go by so much quicker!"

Flirtexting by TaylorNicole21 March 29, 2009

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flirtext

v. To engage in flirtatious text message exchange

I was flirtexting Mike all night long and a little bit this morning.

flirtext by LGhaha April 20, 2008

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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