flip-florp 

Completely baffling; insulting. Typically toward a person.
Widely used in the 1800's.

Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?

flip-florp by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023

Gandhi's flip-flop 

Extremely dry. Lacking any moisture.

The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.

Gandhi's flip-flop by Ivanna B. Humpalot April 3, 2015

flip-flop tan 

Obviously, when you get a flip-flop tan on your fuckin' foot.

Be proud, like a boss!

Today, I came back home, and I realized a fuckin' flip-flop tan line on my foot. Fuck yeah!

flip-flop tan by khalyd December 16, 2011

flip flop sex 

two gay men having anal sex with one another during the same sexual encounter, in which they both take turns being 'top' and 'bottom' with eachother, before cumming.

this is not to be confused with being 'versitile', because versitile men can top or bottom depending on their mood. if they do both in the same night, with the same partner, and the partner is doing the same with him, that is a flip flop.

"i flip flopped with that guy for hours, until we both came on eachother! i love flip flop sex"

flip flop sex by peopie July 7, 2008

Flip flop queen 

A girl or woman who wears flip flops to any occasion, whether formal or informal. She'll wear them with a nice dress looking like a hoe who lost her high heels. She will turn up to her first date wearing a red pair of hawaiian flip flops, a t shirt and shorts looking like a 25 dollar cheap whore.

Flip flops are for the beach not first dates you stupid flip flop queen!

Flip flop queen by kam75xx June 13, 2021

Catch you on the flip flop 

A phrase coined during the 1960s and 1970s trucker Citizen's Band (CB) culture. It literally means "I'll contact you on the return trip." If two long-haul truck drivers regularly make opposing trips, their path will eventually meet on each iteration of the trip. This term is virtually interchangeable with catch you on the flip side.

...we're gonna back on out of here. So, keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail. We'll catch you on the flip flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. Bye bye.

Catch you on the flip flop by jcookeman December 16, 2008

USB Flip Flop 

The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.

Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.

USB Flip Flop by lambdaradiation December 19, 2012