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Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

dolphin-flogger 

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.
What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
dolphin-flogger by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
closet flogger by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

Dog Flogger 

"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"
Dog Flogger by Top Square January 25, 2019
An implement usually used in BDSM, it is made up of a handle and several straps which are attached to it. Can be used to whip or to caress.
She tied me up and used the flogger on my body... it was so erotic!
flogger by Dasrik September 28, 2003

fanny flogger

a prostitute, someone that sells their vagina
I hop she's a fanny flogger, man!
fanny flogger by Tim Mitchell July 12, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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