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When you can't seem to get your penis up when necessary!

''Oh, my god guys, i was going to bang helga last night, but i had a fliffie''
fliffie by Rhys Murphy April 17, 2007
Words you can keep
In the porn industry a paid stage hand so to speak who's job duties and description include but are not limited to getting the porn star erect and ready for his stage performance Techniques are likely to include rubbing sucking fondling pumping jacking the actor off to a point shirt of orgasm and applying makeup and lubricant as directed.
Porn star Big king James prefers Maria as his fluffier because with little time and effort she can have him ready for show time.
fluffier by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014

rubbing fluffies

Lesbian sexual act, rubbing vagina's together
look at those lesbians they must be rubbing fluffies
rubbing fluffies by MW001 July 9, 2010

Muff Fluffies 

Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.
"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"
Muff Fluffies by Padam2 January 10, 2012

vat hom flaffie

South African expression exhorting someone to take on someone else aggressively
In a rugby game, the opposing wing is running with the ball full steam towards the fullback. Someone in the crowd will yell at the fullback: "Vat hom Flaffie!"
vat hom flaffie by Shaul B March 8, 2017

Box of fluffies 

Alternatively, box of fluffy ducks; Chirpy, energetic, positive, and glad not to be a chicken.

A phrase used in New Zealand to describe ones feelings or mood etc.
How are you this morning, bro?

Box of fluffies, mate.

fliffing 

when an animal scratches itself.
"oh look, the cat is fliffing."
fliffing by Chickadee_NickieNickie December 15, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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