flgaf 

Finger lickin’ good as fuck

Daaamn this burger looks flgaf

flgaf by Steppy47 July 15, 2022

Floaf

When a cat sits in a position so it looks like it has no limbs and takes a fluffy loaf-like form. Can also be used as a verb.

"Look at that floaf right there. Totally majestic."
or
"Cats are the cutest when they floaf."

Floaf by Conchiepuff June 20, 2017

Flafwat 

A person who doesn't like to eat mattresses .

Jimmy is a flafwat.

Flafwat by Bendew July 13, 2019

Flaaffy 

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

Flafoing 

Flafoing means spending too much/all of your money on a game.

He is flafoing Roblox! Tell him to stop!
He is flafoing games he will never play again!

Flafoing by IdontLikeFlafoing December 11, 2022

FOGAF

stands for Fresh Out of Give A Fuck. It basically means that you don't care.

The employees at most DMVs acrros the country are FOGAF when it comes to doing their job like they are supposed to.

FOGAF by Yipyarrrr April 10, 2008

flaf gank 

when you are in need of a nifty one but you shit your self

mummy i just done a big flaf gank in my gunts

flaf gank by gary gumpson May 2, 2018