When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'