When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.