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fawaffle
Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"
fawaffle by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021
Related Words
flawaffle • Fawaffle • flab waffle • flat waffle • falaffle • Flaffle • Fagwaffle • fapwaffle • ferwaffle • Flaffled
ferwaffle
Two of the biggest dorks that were just made for each other and even if you saw them, you wouldn't understand.
Ferlishious and wafflebeaver are ferwaffle.
ferwaffle by wafflebeaver September 15, 2009
Falaffle
It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"
"I love you."
"Falaffle"
"Falaffle"
Flaffle
Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.
Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"
- Flaffle, classic example.
Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"
- Flaffle texting example.
Flaffle by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011
Fagwaffle
Fagwaffle - 'fag-wä-fəl - A sexual slur used to identify pancakes. Pancakes are known as fagwaffles because they take a circle shape rather then straight or square. Fagwaffles or pancakes have also been known to be called the gay mans waffle. This term's origins derived from facebook at 2:30am on a Wednesday. This term is history in the making.
Fagwaffle by Noodlesinyourear May 18, 2011
falaffle
Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.
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