fapwaffle 

An asshole who acts like a dickhead for no, or a very bad reason. Fapwafflez can often be found on places like reddit, and circlejerk everyone. May or may not be suicidal.

"Fuck off fapwaffle"

fapwaffle by Your Local Abrams October 15, 2017

fawaffle 

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.

Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

fawaffle by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021

ferwaffle 

Two of the biggest dorks that were just made for each other and even if you saw them, you wouldn't understand.

Ferlishious and wafflebeaver are ferwaffle.

ferwaffle by wafflebeaver September 15, 2009

Falaffle 

It is from the TV show How I met Your Mother. When Robin tries to say "Ted, I love you." She ends up saying "Ted, Falalffe"

"I love you."
"Falaffle"

Falaffle by Barnana July 1, 2009

flawaffle 

A cross between flapjack and waffle. Delicious :)
Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a Spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

flawaffle by Irenical May 6, 2011

Fagwaffle 

Fagwaffle - 'fag-wä-fəl - A sexual slur used to identify pancakes. Pancakes are known as fagwaffles because they take a circle shape rather then straight or square. Fagwaffles or pancakes have also been known to be called the gay mans waffle. This term's origins derived from facebook at 2:30am on a Wednesday. This term is history in the making.

Gays can't resist a good Fagwaffle.

Fagwaffle by Noodlesinyourear May 18, 2011

falaffle 

Quite possibly the most offensive word to date, fallaffle insults any man, woman, or child who has any opinion of any kind. It also applies to animals including germs and seamen (we dont know what those count as). If you are dead, you are still offended. This word is prejidice against all races and cultures and is so powerful it causes buildings to shake and crumble to their foundations and makes 50 cent himself toss both quarters down the drain, fall to his knees, and weep. Religion is the most powerful form of opinion and therefor is insulted more than any other catagory.

"Dude why are you such a crotch muffin?"
"At least Im not a Falaffle"

falaffle by Thane January 24, 2007