Flavortown

1. A mythical location referenced by Guy Fieri, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Flavortown is where the food is absolutely delicious and may or may not make you orgasm upon first bite. If you want to find Guy Fieri, all you have to do is find Flavortown.

2. A nickname for Columbus, Ohio.

3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.

"Dude, I wanna meet Guy Fieri. My cooking is so good, we'd go to Flavortown."

"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."

"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."

by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020

Flavortown

Formerly Columbus, Ohio

Let’s drive to Flavortown to see the Buckeyes play football.

by gracefulklutz June 22, 2020

Flavortown

Getting the girl in your sack, with your sack

I took my girl to flavortown last night for the first time. It was amazing.

by Madonna Nudes May 07, 2015

Flavortown

When you are about to perform oral sex on a girl and give her the sensation of a lifetime

OMG!! Chandler just took me to flavortown it was so amazing!!!

by Vladdydaddydoo April 01, 2020

Flavortown Fluid

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.

"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."

by LeFrance July 21, 2018

Welcome to Flavortown

When you grab a friends drink, food, article of clothing etc and rub it against your genital (clothed preferably) area whilst yelling "welcome to Flavortown " thereby giving honor to Guy Fieri and inducing multiple chuckles, and creating an atmosphere of camaraderie.

Steve just gave the new guy the "welcome to Flavortown " greeting, I think he's an okay fella.

by bartleyrose May 23, 2021

FLAVORTOWN

my way of life it means everything to me

Hey have you went to FLAVORTOWN this weekend.

by flavvvvvvor May 08, 2022