Flavortown
1. A mythical location referenced by Guy Fieri, on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Flavortown is where the food is absolutely delicious and may or may not make you orgasm upon first bite. If you want to find Guy Fieri, all you have to do is find Flavortown.
2. A nickname for [Columbus, Ohio].
3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.
2. A nickname for [Columbus, Ohio].
3. Related to No. 2, this is the mythical place that Columbus residents, as well as visiting tourists and businesspeople, go to when they die. Flavortown is said to be full of tacos, pizzas, steak, porkchops, subs, fajitas, Therminators, etc. Glenn Yarborough and Conway Twitty were given honorary residency in Flavortown upon death by Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri often travels to Flavortown to feast in the Great Hall with everyone.
"Dude, I wanna meet Guy Fieri. My cooking is so good, we'd go to Flavortown."
"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."
"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."
"Let's go to Flavortown and watch the Buckeyes play at the Horseshoe."
"If you fuck with the locals in Columbus, they'll send you to Flavortown."
Flavortown by TheSuperTrooper August 20, 2020
