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flatass

like fatass, but with super flat people
person a: which person in here haz the biggest boobs
person b: me ofc

person c: no fuck u ur flat af
person a: stfu flatass
by aarghh c coom arghh September 30, 2020
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flatass

the flatass was beautiful
by daze800 April 28, 2022
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Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.
Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
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Fatass Jonny

"Fatass Jonny" is a term created on December of 27th, in 2020. First ever footage of such term used was documented in the video titled, "Fat ass Johnny (CSGO Moment)" uploaded by the channel, "Mrbailey channel". The term is frequently used in the CS:GO community. It is used to call someone who spent, or currently spends, money on the CS:GO game starting from when the game became free in 2018.

Clarifications;
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they sold something on the Steam market and later on bought something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy something in CS:GO.
An individual cannot be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they took money out of their wallet to buy a Steam gift card and then purchase something in CS:GO.
An individual can be called a "Fatass Jonny" if they bought an item in CS:GO that was planned to make profit from, but failed to do so.
Danny spent $20 on a CS:GO skin out of his own wallet, he has now become a Fatass Jonny.

Lev is not a Fatass Jonny because he sold his skin for $20 when originally he bought it for $15, and therefore made profit.
by exxarushii February 8, 2022
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colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius
Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep
by endlessnameless February 2, 2010
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Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008
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