flasses 

Glasses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local Dollar General. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.

"check her out, she is totally sporting flasses"
"those can't be real, they are deffin. flasses!"

flasses by Pyrotastic January 1, 2008

flasses 

obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.

Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.

flasses by nickred October 29, 2008

Shot flashes

The sudden increase in body temperature experienced right after drinking liquor.

We were taking shots of whiskey and then she went outside. I don't know if she was about to throw up or just having shot flashes.

Shot flashes by Eve Rousseau August 27, 2013

Sex Flashes 

Sex flashes occur to someone who used to be really sexually active then stops cold turkey. If sexual intercourse does not occur soon, sex flashes begin - sudden, uncontrollable urges to have sex with anyone.

Girl 1: I have not had sex in a LONG time!! I'm getting desperate.

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I have had several sex flashes when I see random hot guys!!

Sex Flashes by MysticFire June 22, 2011

hot flashes 

When a woman experiences sudden increases in body temperature and is usually a symptom of menopause.

My mom is having hot flashes

hot flashes by anjilslaire May 11, 2006

pot flashes 

The phenomena that occurs when you think you smell pot (AKA weed, tree, marijuana), but you're actually just imagining it.

"I thought I was just having pot flashes, but it turns out bros actually WERE smoking weed outside our liberal arts college dorm window."

pot flashes by JuicyJones February 16, 2010

National Girl Flashes Guy Day

A day where girls flash their boobs at guys, on the male’s request the female of 15 and up, must flash the guy. The female’s breasts are completely nude when flashing in done. By law this is a thing females of ages of 15 up must do or they go to jail!

Hey, it’s national girl flashes guy day! Soooo, flash your boobs at me!

National Girl Flashes Guy Day by Boobs, national day, and 15up April 11, 2019