flasses

Glasses that do not contain prescribed lenses, usually found on the shelves of your local Dollar General. worn by women who want to look sophisticated or cop out of putting on make-up/doing hair.

"check her out, she is totally sporting flasses"
"those can't be real, they are deffin. flasses!"

by Pyrotastic December 01, 2007

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flasses

obscenely large sunglasses that cover up most of the face, worn to be "fashionable" or worn by a butterface to decieve men.

Guy 1: Hey, look at this dime piece over here.

Guy 2: Don't get to excited, those flasses gotta be hiding something.

by nickred September 16, 2008

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Flassing

Treating a girl like shit in order to manipulate her into finding you attractive, at least for a day or two. You completely disregard the females feelings to control her.

Sohil, you were flassing too hard back there, I thought she was going to slap the shit out of you.

by Dyingforsleep November 20, 2012

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