2 definitions by Phat_Tony1835
A Flapperdinkle is an handheld assault gun that is commonly hiding in your rectum, it is used by gangsters in Chicago to counter police pat downs. The weapon itself is a reliable, well built, and destructive machine that is capable of bringing the sweet release of death to anyone in your vicinity. The term ‘Flapperdinkle’ comes from the butt flap in most underclothes of the 19th century, city dwellers would open their rear flap and ‘dinkle’ hostiles.
"I'm gonna kill that brat!" growls Phat Tony
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.
"But boss the cops are all over the place!" pleads Gus
"Don't worry, I got a Flapperdinkle!" Tony states.
by Phat_Tony1835 December 15, 2021
A bomb is a handheld explosive that dentonates when the phrase “Happy children with no money” is said in a farmers market on tuesday.
*intensely giggles*
"I just placed a bomb in the farmers market"
*In the distance someone comments about their happy children but have no money*
*giggles* "I'm in dan-"
"I just placed a bomb in the farmers market"
*In the distance someone comments about their happy children but have no money*
*giggles* "I'm in dan-"
by Phat_Tony1835 December 15, 2021