flashdump

Taking a dump at great speed, inclusive of wiping.

1:-"I just pooed in like 20 seconds!"
2:-"That's a pretty fast shit!"
1:-"That, my friend, was a Flashdump."

by Hefelumpman January 2, 2007

Fladumpadump

Large ugly shoes or boots. Usually the sole is too big and overall the shoes look too big on a person's feet. Plural: Fladumpadumps

" He was wearing these big fladumpadumps last night"

by Conor Nolan May 14, 2016

flatudump

When you fart and poop comes out unexpectedly.

Man, that fart turned into a flatudump and I had to throw my underwear away!

by Andrew Day June 20, 2008

flashdrops

The female equivalent to a flashback induced erection in which case she gets vaginally moist.

"Thinking about his hard cock inside of me gave me flashdrops"

by blazenandez September 9, 2011

floshumpkin

The act of rollerblading whilst receiving a krumpkin, otherwise defined as snorting a line of coke while receiving a blumpkin, which in turn is defined as taking a shit while receiving a blowjob.
In short, rollerblading+cocaine+shitting+bj=floshumpkin

1: Dude how is it possible to get a floshumpkin?
2: Be a master of multitasking, and have a rollerblading table

by dbiscuit May 20, 2010

flashcum

cum in the eyes

"wtf why did you cum in my eyes"

"flashcum"

by 6349 August 29, 2021

Fleshlump

Someone who is heavily hated and regarded as not being worthy enough to be acknowledged as a person through their actions. Such a term only applies to people who have done moral wrongs, and cannot be applied to those you simply loathe.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the YouTuber PocketbookPhilosophy and how he exposed Sketch?
Friend 2: Yeah, what a goddamn fleshlump.

by GoldenBox July 9, 2024