Definitions by Hefelumpman

flashdump 

Taking a dump at great speed, inclusive of wiping.

1:-"I just pooed in like 20 seconds!"
2:-"That's a pretty fast shit!"
1:-"That, my friend, was a Flashdump."

flashdump by Hefelumpman January 2, 2007

Mofe 

Short for mofo. One may find mofes engaging in mofery, or indeed occupying a mofery.

Don't even think about invading Belgium, you mofe!

Mofe by Hefelumpman June 11, 2006

Ypres 

a homophone for Eep.

"Ypres! I'm going to be hit by a lobster!"

Ypres by Hefelumpman April 3, 2005

homophone 

1:- A word that sounds the same as another, but has a different meaning.

2:- A telephone in the employ of a homosexual

whore/hoare

OR

Homosexual:- Hey, look at my new homophone! it's *fabulous*!

homophone by Hefelumpman April 3, 2005

appendage 

Noun.
Describing the need for change.

1:-Ah crap, I need some Tippex.
2:-What for?
1:-Appendage!

appendage by Hefelumpman March 24, 2005

mofery 

1:- The undertakings of a mofe.
2:- A place where a mofe, or usually more, frequent.

1:- What mofery are you up to, this morrow?
2:- I'm not going to that club. It's a total mofery!

mofery by Hefelumpman February 15, 2005